the chance i will not add you back is super slim

honestly i do not know why my lj is friendslocked i think it is out of habit

More here.
VIDEO TRANSLATION:
"She got shot!"
"Put pressure on her."
"Oh no!"
"Don't be scared. Don't be scared!"
"Oh no! OH NO! OH NO!!"
"Stay alive! Stay alive!" STAY! STAY! STAY!"
"OPEN [inaudible]!! OPEN!"

i don't even know what to say about this anymore. i'm completely shocked at the way people are fucking ignoring this.


Canadians - call Foreign Office to request the opening of the Embassy in Iran and medical intervention. The Canadian Embassy is currently REJECTING INJURED PROTESTERS.

I discovered One-Man Hide and Seek months ago, and after spreading it all over the place didn't have the nerve to go through with it personally. I posted it on paranormal_wtf , and one of the members did the ritual and had overall a pretty clumsy, but scary experience. Lauren was hankering for ~spookies~ and after mentioning she wanted to play it, and i am the best friend so OH HELLO.

I took more footage than I did photos, but I grabbed some shitty-grainy screengrabs from the videos I took for this entry so you guys can look at pretty pitchers. I want to edit the footage I took together into one 10 minute vid, and edit out some of the excess and stumbling around in the dark.

REFRESHER: Lauren and I both call it One-Man Tag but it's actually One-Man Hide and Seek. I think One-Man Tag would be FAR MORE TERRIFYING. One-Man Hide and Seek

( WHAT WE DID, AND WHAT WENT WRONG )
holy fuck, son.

(I JUST....


WHAT THE FUCK

I GOT THIS CALL FROM A GUY OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT WAS FANTASTIC! I'M USING EXCLAMATION MARKS I NEVER USE EXCLAMATION MARKS!

Me: Hello?
Dude: I JUST GOT A SANDSCORCHER
Me: ...what?
Dude: I JUST GOT A SANDSCORCHER DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SANDSCORCHER IS?
Me: I have no idea what a Sandscorcher is! What is a SANDSCORCHER? (HE GOT ME WORKED UP YOU GUYS. HE WAS YELLING SO LOUD AND SO HAPPILY)
Dude: IT IS A REMOTE-CONTROLLED RC CAR I AM DRIVING IT ON THE BEACH
Me: WOW
Dude: I LIKE TO ATTATCH JOKES TO IT AND DRAWINGS OF PEOPLE AND THEN...THEN...THEN I DRIVE THE CAR TO THE PEOPLE I DREW
Me: WOW
Dude: I WRITE JOKES AND FUNNY DRAWINGS ON MY SANDSCORCHER
Me: SANDSCORCHER
Dude: SANDSCORCHER
Me: TELL ME A SANDSCORCHER JOKE
Dude: WHY DID THE FROG JUMP OVER THE AQUARIUM?
Me: WHY?
Dude: HE WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM COLONEL SANDERS
Me: ....WHAT THE -FUCK-
Dude: DO YOU GET IT
Me: NO.
Dude: THE FROG IS RUNNING AWAY FROM COLONEL SANDERS BECAUSE COLONEL SANDERS DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TURKEY AND CHICKEN!
Me: I AM LOL AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
Dude: WE LIVE IN A POTATO-CHIP SOCIETY!
Me: *LAFF*
Dude: EVERYTHING IS POTATO CHIPS

Now seems to be a really great time to be leaving this city. I recognize two people in these photographs.

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